Saugeen River reconnaissance mission

Last Sunday, Eric and I drove around for 5 and a half hours checking out the Saugeen river in preparation for the opening of bass season. In the past, accompanying Eric on fishing trips to points along the Grand River were hit or (mainly) miss. You can’t get a lot of short stories read while sitting under highway underpasses or next to high-traffic boat launches. So it was a smart idea to drive to potential fishing spots and to determine their “fishability” for Eric’s sake, as well as their comfort level for an avid picnicker with a large bin of books and two schnauzers.

We geeked out about this mission by using Eric’s GPS watch to get mileage readings while taking notes at all stops along the way. He’s now uploaded the route map to the watch software’s website, though we haven’t yet gotten around to exporting the map to Google and adding my notes to exact points on the Google map route. Maybe by Saturday?

Fishing Related Stops

@ 37.23 miles — Hanover Dam Rehabilitation Project / Karl Wilken Park
– has “potential”
– river access at parks on both sides of the street
– access may be tricky above rail bridge
– a lot of pressure (bobbers in trees)
– canoe launch
– walking trail

@ 40.60 miles — Saugeen Access Point 4 on Maple Hill Rd.
– private property: canoe access / portage point, but nothing else
– river is beautiful here

@ 45.17 miles — Walkerton
– next to shooting range (South Bruce Game and Fish Protective Association = “Walkerton Gun Club”)
– barricades on trail

@ 45.5 miles — Walkerton
– wide, shallow river
– fishing access for Eric, but nothing for me

@ 46.73 miles — Walkerton, Saugeen River trailhead
– saw numerous minnows get eaten (!!!!!)

@ 49.27 miles — still Walkerton (Bend Park?)
– park with meadow & river
– trail & benches
– “very good candidate”

@ 51.32 miles — Lobies Park
– campground
– toilet and showers
– high pressure
– good for canoe launch
– otherwise: not interesting

@ 57.59 miles — Bridge over ?
– looks like the Grand
– deep off banks ?
– not good for dogs or Karen
– great for road riding
– park at roadside before the bridge

@ 60.30 miles — Cargill, Teeswater river
– town has a cool church
– river next to the Cargill Village Inn
– kids fishing on rocks next to the river

@ 74.55 miles — Dr. Milne Park, Paisley
– sign for “Park & Paddle”
– nice stretch of river for fishing
– riverside trail connects to larger park (Rotary Park)
– good for everybody!

@ 75.85 miles — Rotary Park
– picnic tables
– muddier than upstream
– can’t tell depth
– 2 rivers meet here
– canoe / kayak rentals @ 76.04
– worth checking out

@ 78.85 miles — Access Point
– can’t tell depth
– good for wading
– parking = yes
– mowed trail through long grass
– saw a crawdad on shore
– next to a pet motel

@ 81.85 miles – entrance to Saugeen Bluffs Conservation Area / Access Point 11
– day use = $4 / adult
– canoe launch = $5.50
– camping = $38 / day
– canoe / kayak rental at Park Store

@ 82.55 miles
– river wide, wadeable, not sure about depth
– woodsy, mosquito heaven

@ 83.45 miles
– wide, deep, slow water reminds Eric of Brant Park (!!!!!)


Non-Fishing Related Notes

Scone — @ 37 miles
– just after Scone, Bierman’s sign says “craft beer on tap”
– Hell of a Fry chip truck next to Harley’s Blues Cafe.
http://www.biermans.ca
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Biermans-Bar-and-Grill/169876999706726
http://www.explorethebruce.com/cafe-deli-take-out/The-Road-Warrior-Chip-Wagon-12272.php

Elmwood – “Rare Bird Antiques”
http://www.explorethebruce.com/antiques-collectibles/The-Rare-Bird-12340.php
http://www.rubylane.com/shop/rarebird1976

Hanover — after leaving, saw sign for “Hanover Trail System”
http://www.hanover.ca/trail-system

Cargill — Country & Bluegrass Festival in July
http://www.cargillcdcf.com/drupal/index.php

Walkerton ?
http://www.walkertongunclub.com/

Pinkerton — @ 65.45 miles
– General Store / Library + barn = Antiques (closed on Tuesdays)
– sign for “Bruce Trail Tract” = old rail trail

Paisley
– Farmers’ Market, Saturdays 9 – 1

[car stopped at stop sign at busy intersection]
K: You need to signal… you need to signal your intentions.
E: My intentions are to sit here and look at this map! There’s no signal for that.

Book presents

I can’t wait to dive in to some of the books I got for Christmas:

Stealing the Mystic Lamb: The True Story of the World's Most Coveted Masterpiece Stealing the Mystic Lamb: The True Story of the World’s Most Coveted MasterpieceNoah Charney— PublicAffairs, 2010 



Lars Bolander’s Scandinavian designHeather Smith MacIsaac— Vendome Press, 2010 

Fresh from the vegan slow cooker: 200 ultra-convenient, super-tasty, completely animal-free one-dish dinnersRobertson, Robin— Harvard Common Press, 2012 

The woodcut artist’s handbook: techniques and tools for relief printmakingGeorge A. Walker— Firefly Books, 2010 

Best American Essays 2012

A Small Essay on the Largeness of Light and Other Poems / Daniel David Moses

Not to mention subscriptions to The Normal School and Utne Reader! Yay!

November trip to North Carolina

We dropped the dogs off at my parents the day that Hurricane Sandy was hitting the East Coast. By the time we got back to Guelph to pack for our trip, our flight had been cancelled. We rescheduled it for 6:30AM and got our stuff together by midnight, which meant three short hours of sleep before driving to the airport.

Getting through security at Pearson was actually funny so early in the morning: first the officers advised us to spread the cream cheese onto the bagels we’d brought as we wouldn’t be able to bring in the container. Fine– we used the “liquids and gels” desk to do that. Then sleepy Eric was encouraged to “be more active” and get his shoes and jacket into the bins a little quicker, not that there was anyone behind him. “It’s 4AM, this is as active as I get” he replied. They did not strip-search him or anything for being so mouthy.

After a transfer in Atlanta, we got to Asheville by lunchtime and met our baby niece at the airport. I cannot believe how small she is! She’s super cute and cuddly, but prefers to be held on her belly and my schnauzers had never had my practice that before (I will practice before next time, I promise Baby J). At six weeks old, her favourite hobbies seem to be riding in her car seat, lying on her play mat, and watching the ceiling fan. Next time we meet her she’ll probably be moving about of her own accord and maybe even saying her first words. Hopefully she’ll be learning to Skype soon.

Baby J suggested we go out to restaurants a lot so she could get a car ride, so we did. We ate out at:

But aside from spending time with family eating super delicious meals and treats (vegetarian biscuits and gravy, spicy grits, organic cocoa smoothie, vegan mushroom burger, local porter, vanilla stout, bibimbab, tofu bacon biscuit sandwich…), I also got to taste some apple cinnamon moonshine, watch an archery demo, look at hand guns, wander around Asheville, visit artists’ studios in the River Arts District, and play with the big pups. Time went by too fast.

Here’s proof that not all we did was eat:

30 in 30: final update

Today is the last day of my 30 things in 30 days summer bucket list and though I could squeeze in a couple more items, I’m exhausted of even trying. Fourteen of my 30 days were not spent at my own home, so it wasn’t conducive to trying certain items.

THINGS DONE = 17 / 30

  • posted a letter to my brother (with photos and photocopied readables!)
  • sewed 2 pillow cases
  • added 100+ books to my LibraryThing
  • watched the stars (but not nearly for long enough)
  • went to a couple islands (not Beausoleil, but I’m counting the point anyway)
  • brought two boxes of clothes and books to Goodwill
  • took the dogs swimming (many times!)
  • drank tea in nice teacups (lavender, earl grey, jasmine, & regular)
  • wore my pocket watch
  • put new framed photos on the wall (I’m counting this as art)
  • framed two photos of Abbey
  • saw movies at the drive-in
  • baked lavender cookies (not half bad)
  • drew some pictures
  • started scrapbooking my letters from gram
  • weeded my papers (got a huge stack of scrap paper + cleaner shelves)
  • went offline for 24 hours

HALF DONE = 4 / 30

  • drank 1L of water every day for the first half of the month -> I was doing fine until we visited my parents…
  • finish started planning my short story index
  • do yoga once a week for the first 2 weeks (fine). Then I missed once and didn’t think about it again.
  • join the Indexing Society of Canada -> Changed my mind on this. BUT I ordered a book so I’m giving myself a half-point for doing something related instead.

NOT DONE = 9

  • DIDN’T practice with my Korean calligraphy set  -> can’t find my ink…
  • DIDN’T make a collage -> scrap booking was messy enough…
  • DIDN’T write a crappy first draft of a short story -> got as far as title ideas…
  • DIDN’T do a 1-day fast -> I’m on holiday
  • DIDN’T camp in the backyard -> too much noisy traffic…
  • DIDN’T read a French book -> couldn’t find a short one, didn’t want to read the Bible…
  • DIDN’T have a glass of wine with my neighbour -> will be doing so this week…
  • DIDN’T catch up on my Codecademy lessons -> I’m on holiday…
  • DIDN’T teach Sage and Abbey a new trick -> they’re on holiday…

TOTAL SCORE = 19 out of 30

30 in 30

Inspired by my cousin who is on her second round of “30 things in 30 days”, I decided to make my own list of goals which I will try to get through between July 14 and August 13, not necessarily in this order:

(Last updated day 30)

  1. drink 1L of water every day
  2. practice with my Korean calligraphy set
  3. make a collage
  4. write and post a real letter
  5. sew pillow cases for my 2 little pillows
  6. catalogue more of my books on LibraryThing
  7. write a crappy first draft of a short story
  8. finish planning my short story index
  9. do a 1-day fast
  10. join the Indexing Society of Canada
  11. do yoga at least once a week
  12. watch the stars
  13. go to Beausoleil Island
  14. camp in the backyard
  15. bring a box of stuff to Goodwill
  16. take the dogs swimming
  17. read a French book
  18. drink tea in my nice teacups
  19. wear my pocket watch when I go out
  20. put new art on the wall
  21. frame a photo of Abbey
  22. go to the drive-in
  23. bake lavender cookies
  24. have a glass of wine with my neighbour
  25. catch up on my Codecademy lessons
  26. draw
  27. teach Sage and Abbey a new trick
  28. start my scrapbook of gramma’s letters
  29. weed my papers
  30. 24 hour digital detox (yes 1 full day of NO internet)

Legend

  • got started
  • done
  • not done

Index heaven

I had a bibliographic meltdown yesterday and ordered five different short story indexes through used booksellers on Amazon. They’re all being sent to my mother-in-law who is going to bring them up when she visits in July– assuming they don’t weigh down the truck too much.

  • Short story index: an index to 60,000 stories in 4,320 collections / Dorothy E Cook. — New York : H.W. Wilson, 1953. (1553 pages)
  • Chicorel index to short stories in anthologies and collections / Marietta Chicorel. — New York : Chicorel Library Pub. Corp, 1974. (2250 pages)
  • Index to best American short stories and O. Henry prize stories / Ray Lewis White. — Boston, Mass. : G. K. Hall, 1988. (183 pages)
  • Short story index 1989-1993: an index to stories in collections and periodicals / John Greenfieldt and Juliette Yaakov. — New York : H. W. Wilson, 1994. (1075 pages)
  • Short story index, 1999: an index to stories in collections and periodicals / John Greenfieldt. — New York : H. W. Wilson, 2000.

Yellow chair and table

Needing some colour in the house after what feels like six full months of gloom and hibernation…

Solution:

  • one little chair
  • one damaged coffee table
  • one liter of paint (colour: Garden Sprout)
  • some sandpaper
  • paint brushes
  • flowers stamp-cut out of old books.

Tada! Homemade sunshine.

Who believes it?

Did you watch CNN’s Western Republican Presidential Debate in October? Don’t worry, this is only a test.

Questions

1. Who said “I’m running for office for Pete’s sake! I can’t have illegals working on my property!” ?

2. When prompted to stay on topic, which candidate told the moderator “You get to ask the questions and I get to answer them like I want to” ?

3. Who “work[s] on the assumption that government is not really capable of managing anything, so you shouldn’t put that much trust in the government” ?

4. Who clarified flip-flopping by saying “I supported the concept of TARP, but then when this administration used discretion and did a whole lot of things that the American people didn’t like, I was then against it.” ?

5. Who would be “really worried” if another candidate claimed that nothing in that person’s faith affected their judgement, asking “how can you have judgement if you have no faith, and how can I trust you with power if you don’t pray?” ?

6. Regarding immigration, who believes that “there is a very real issue with magnets in this country” and that “anchor babies… is an issue we don’t have to deal with with the Constitution… we can deal with legislatively.” ?

7. Who claims that “there’s a lot that’s going on that’s eroding our religious freedom, that’s eroding the traditional values of marriage and family…” and that “… we keep running roughshod over the fact that the family in America and faith in America is being crushed by the courts and by our government, and someone needs to stand up for those institutions.” ?

8. Who claims that “we have enough weapons to blow up the world 20-25 times. We have more weapons than all the other countries put together essentially, and we want to spend more and more. You can’t cut a penny? This is why we’re at an impasse.” ?

9. Who believes a “virtual defense zone” with “strategic fencing”, “a lot of boots on the ground” and “predator drones” is the best way to defend the US-Mexico border?

10. Who thinks that “we should look to Iraq and Libya to reimburse [the United States] for part of what we have done to liberate these nations.” ?

11. Who claims the US “has an administration that is killing jobs because they want to move us to a green energy” (sic) ?

12. Who “would absolutely not cut one penny out of military spending” because “the first order of the federal government… is [to] protect us.” ?

13. Who explains that “the idea that a bunch of historically illiterate politicians who have no sophistication about national security trying to make a numerical decision about the size of the defense budget tells you everything you need to know about the bankruptcy of the current elite in this country, in BOTH parties… The fact is, to say ‘I’m going to put the security of the United States up against some arbitrary number’ is suicidally stupid.” ?

14. Who believes the solution to the nuclear waste problem is to “let the free market work, and on that basis we let the places that are geologically safe according to science, and where the people say the deal’s a good one, will decide where we put this stuff…” (sic) ?

15. Who thinks Occupy Wall Street protesters should instead be “out in front of the White House taking out their frustrations” because “Wall Street didn’t put in failed economic policies” and their anger is “directed at the wrong place.” ?

16. Who believes that “rights don’t come in bunches, they come as individuals, they come from a god…” ?

17. Who disagrees that “the country is founded on the individual” and believes instead that “the basic building block of a society is not the individual, it’s the family– that’s the basic unit of society.” ?

18. Who claims to be the first candidate to sign a written pledge stating “by a date certain I will build a double-walled fence… along the entire border” [between the US and Mexico] ?

19. Who claims to have “always been against amnesty” for illegal immigrants ?


Answers

(notes refer to YouTube videos entitled “Republican Debate October 18

Parts 1-7 + time of quote)

1. Mitt Romney (PT3 11:20)

2. Rick Perry (PT4 7:58)

3. Ron Paul (PT5 9:20)

4. Herman Cain (PT5 4:40)

5. Newt Gingrich (PT5 14:20)

6. Michele Bachmann (PT4 9:35)

7. Rick Santorum (PT4 10:25)

8. Ron Paul (PT6 11:00)

9. Rick Perry (PT3 13:55)

10. Michele Bachmann (PT7 0:30)

11. Ron Paul (PT4 8:42)

12. Rick Santorum (PT6 9:30)

13. Newt Gingrich (PT6 5:30)

14. Mitt Romney (PT5 0:00)

15. Herman Cain (PT5 6:49)

16. Ron Paul  (PT4 11:30)

17. Rick Santorum (PT3 10:33)

18. Michele Bachmann (PT4 0:06)

19. Rick Perry (PT4 10:25)

My to-do list for when Eric is away

Eric leaves for a 10-day Northern Ontario fly-in fishing trip this Saturday. I have plans to be a wickedly productive hermit during that time.

Fun things

  • Make tortillas (X cancelled > all vegetable shortening has chemical additives)
  • Take the dogs on longer walks
  • Use my tile-clippers and make a mosaic serving tray
  • Sprout my sprouts
  • Go on a picnic with Liisa! (X cancelled)
  • Do collages to fit into the thrift store picture frames
  • Make some paper bookmarks
  • Watch previously-vetoed Netflix documentaries (Winter Soldiers, Control Room)
  • Read some classic O. Henry stories 08-01
  • Bust out the seo-ye stuff and make a mess with ink
  • Finish sanding then varnish the chair!! 08-01

Productive things

  • Eat vegan for 10 days straight (I’m at six days and it’s ridiculously easy)
  • Finish rereading Krug and selected chapters of the IA book
  • Finish my wireframes for the new ARK site (I love Mockingbird!)
  • Finish building the practice versions of the ARK directories
  • Find out who is organizing the full-page ARK ad for October (email sent 08-06)
  • Rewrite the copy on DFR  (next week)
  • Reorder the features list on DFR (next week)
  • Revise the DFR survey (draft 5) (next week)
  • Finish listening to the Shelly Kagan lecture series
  • Read “Making Ideas Happen (started 08-05)

Extra bonus tasks

  • Do some Lynda.com PHP tutorials
  • Do some Lynda.com Photoshop tutorials

Hillside Festival

Yesterday, Eric and I attended Guelph’s Hillside Festival for the very first time. We missed the RAA again, but made up for it by hearing awesome music we’d never heard of before. My favourites were:

It’s a weekend-long event, but we only bought tickets for Saturday. At a midday break to go check on our hounds, I forgot my camera at home. Therefore I do not have pictures of the beet-juice dyed pink lemonade, the raspberry chipotle brownie, the vegan rice bowl, or tofu-mushroom dumplings… Nor did I photograph all the arts and crafts I wanted to buy, the workshops, the lights…

I humbly present my only six pix: