Thank you for visiting. If you’re here it’s probably because you already know me and I am forcing you to look at something, but let me introduce myself anyway.
Introducing Me (2016 edition)
- Sign: Sagittarius / Wood Tiger
- Family Status: Digger / planter.
- Favourite Place: Georgian Bay.
- Hobby: Making lists.
- Superpowers: Ability to spill coffee on anything; ability to write backwards.
- Ambition 2016: Use up my craft supplies; read half the books on my unread books shelf.
Intro to Eric
- Sign: Capricorn / Wood Tiger
- Family Status: Tech support.
- Favourite Things: His new burr grinder.
- Hobbies: Work; luring bass fish.
- Superpowers: Ability to build anything out of refried beans.
- Ambition 2016: To brew the perfect cup of coffee.
Presenting Sage
- Nicknames: Sage E. Page, Sagie Poochers, Snootchers, Snootchie, Sagers, the Snootch.
- Sign: Libra / Sheep
- Family Status: Observer.
- Hobbies: Napping, sleeping, dozing, resting, relaxing; looking into your mind.
- Superpowers: Ability to convert anyone into a dog person.
- Lifetime Accomplishments: Krokodile wrestler; 5-time crosser of the Pacific Ocean; water-fetcher; video star; supermodel; opera singer.
- Ambition 2016: Achieve more snacks.
Abbey 101
- Nicknames: Abbers, Rabbers, Yabbers, Yeeper, Dear Abbey, Abbeydabby, Little Miss Abbey, Baby girl, My Abbey Vice
- Family Status: Mama’s shadow.
- Sign: Let’s say Pisces.
- Hobbies: Snoring; falling up stairs; zigzagging; getting caught in her leash; bringing yard debris into the house; hiding from the beeps; else, velcro-ing herself to you.
- Superpowers: Can get any object on earth to cling to her beard; can articulate both excitement and complaints in mock English.
- Ambition 2016: To meet the bunny who’s been visiting our front yard.