Korea Nostalgia Interview

SCT: What do you remember most vividly about your first day in Korea?

Paula: All the swastikas. I landed in Seoul and got put on a bus to Daejeon and went through the countryside and you know all the temples… I saw all the banners with swastikas and thought, What the hell?

Eric: I arrived at night… Dr. Ju driving me from the airport to his house. It was so dark out, dark for being on the highway going through cities, all you could see were big buildings with squares of light.

SCT: Can you remember the first food you ate in Korea?

Paula: The very first? I don’t know… The first thing I remember buying after I slept for 18 hours and found a 711, I remember buying a little carton of milk… I got back to the hotel and opened it, smelled it, and thought it had gone bad. So I went back and got another carton and it smelled the same… like corn. That’s just how Korean milk smells. Maybe it’s what they feed the cattle.

[about first restaurant experience]

So, you remember I was staying in the hotel with S. I’m sure we ate at McDonald’s but eventually she and I went to go find a Korean place. I remember going to pick a random restaurant, it was a galbi place, grilled meat. We were totally confused about why they were hanging around our table and why they were cooking the meat in front of us. We didn’t understand the lettuce. We thought we were supposed to make our own salad. So we basically started eating the lettuce as is, ripping up the pieces of lettuce onto our plate. The woman tried to mime how to eat it, but S. was dismissive and basically told her, Hey we know how to eat lettuce.

[instructions on what to do with lettuce]

Eric: Um. Well. The Ju’s cooked me breakfast, but at lunch at school we had bibimbap. I dumped the side dish of soup into my rice. Like an idiot.

[bibimbab is a rice dish involving mixing, but the soup should stay on the side]

SCT: What Korean food or drink do you miss the most?

Paula: I don’t know that I can pick a favourite. I don’t believe in favourites. I miss all of it… I miss getting good tofu, and dishes that have good tofu in them. You can get tofu here, but it isn’t the fresh stuff.

Eric: Drink: makkoli. And food: maybe the ssambap, or anything where you’re wrapping shit up in leaves.

SCT: Is there anything (food, event, or otherwise) that you associate with October or fall?

Paula: Isn’t that when you start getting the sweet potatoes roasted on the street, or is that year round? And songpyeon, with the sweet stuff in the middle. Yeah. Sweet potatoes roasted on the street and songpyeon.

Eric: Having bokbunja and side salad at the base of Seonunsan after a great day of climbing.

SCT: When you were in Korea, what did you like getting in care packages, or wished you’d get?

Paula: Usually it was my mom sending practical stuff for the most part. Things that were hard to get over there, at least at that time. Sticks of deodorant. And makeup in my colours… not warm tones. And my friend sent me a tape with Gforce episodes.

Eric: Cheese and sausage.

SCT: If someone in Korea now could send you a care pack, what would you ask for?

Paula: Jjolmyeon kit. And… well, you can get a lot at the Korean markets here, let me think… I’ll stick with jjolmyeon.

Eric: Does this include overnight shipping and dry ice? Then a full-ass order of ddeok-bokki from the underground kimbab place, and the nude kimbab.

Yacht Rock Interview

“if you don’t like Steely Dan, get the fuck out”

 

SCT: Can you define Yacht Rock, or do you have to hear it to know what it is?

Eric: If it has to be defined, you’ll destroy it… To define it is to destroy it. Kill Strike the first one.

SCT: When/Where did you first hear the term?

Eric: In this room. A few weeks ago. But Yacht Rock has been in my heart for 30 years or more. You know Michael McDonald is from St. Louis? It’s in our blood. Makes me proud to be from St. Louis again.

SCT: What qualifies as Yacht Rock? Is there a particular time period or instrument?

Eric: No. (gestures. laughs. gestures.) Yacht Rock is… time period would be late 70s early 80s… Feel good… yeah.

SCT: Name some Yacht Rockers.

Eric: Well, I think it’s probably spearheaded by Kenny Loggins. He seems to have the most songs that fit into the genre… (that’s gen-ruh for those who don’t speak-uh the French). Steely Dan maybe. Hall and Oates. Haulin’ ass. Michael McDonald… then just follow any of their paths out… you’ll find the other connections.

I have a better definition of what defines Yacht Rock. Can we back up? It’s the songs I heard in the back of my parents’ Toyota when I was about 7 or 8 as we drove to my grandma’s house on beautiful summer afternoons.

And another way to define Yacht Rock is…  if you think Rum & Coke or another stiff drink would be the right thing to have in your hand… you’ve found Yacht Rock. It’s not “beer drinkin'” music. That’s “drinkin'” with an apostrophe.

Another definition… any song with Michael McDonald doing backup is Yacht Rock. Pre-1985.

SCT: What about early Phil Collins or Genesis?

Eric: hehheh heh Phil Collins… keep that bald-headed Brit in England. There are no Brits in Yacht Rock. Keep that bald-headed drummer in England… No Disney shills. If I find out Michael McDonald is a Disney shill he’s on my shit list.

You know how to spell Yacht Rock? It doesn’t include England or UK or GB… Did you see Kenny Loggins hair? No sirs in Yacht Rock, no fuckin’ knights.

SCT: Who do you favour?

Eric: Steely Dan hands down. I think I own every song.

SCT: Why do you like Yacht Rock?

Eric: See question ‘how do you define Yacht Rock’ Answer: Listening to it in the back of parents’ car.

SCT: How does Yacht Rock make you feel?

Eric: Good.

SCT: When do you like listening to Yacht Rock?

Eric: When I’m doing enjoyable things such as not-work, drinking, driving… I don’t drink and drive but if I did I’d listen to Yacht Rock.

SCT: Are there situations where Yacht Rock should be forbidden?

Eric: Yeah. During work. If you’re listening to Yacht Rock during work it’s considered Easy Listening. Subtle difference. If you can’t tell… sorry.

SCT: With what beverage is Yacht Rock best accompanied?

Eric: Tropical beverages possibly. It will go well with many beverages. Basically it comes down to the company. What it comes down to is… if you don’t like Steely Dan, get the fuck out.

{changes song when Toto’s Rosanna comes on the Yacht Rock station…. “This isn’t Yacht Rock!”!}

SCT: Given your affinitiy with Yacht Rock, are you planning to make any stylistic changes to your wardrobe or hairstyle?

Eric: Neither my wardrobe or my hairstyle, but possibly my facial hair. See Hall & Oates.