Ever have one of those days where all you want is a simple cup of tea, but instead you accidentally turn on the wrong burner and the drying glass casserole dish you just spent 15 minutes scrubbing yesterday’s roasted pumpkin off of starts making a click-click-click sound, then as you begin backing cautiously away it explodes and sprinkles glass shards all over, even rebounding into the living room you notice while catching a glimpse of your dogs whose faces both say This, this is exactly why we’re afraid of the kitchen to which you react It’s too early for brandy, dammit! then immediately revise: Wait, no it isn’t.